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Originally posted by Uschi:
I've never been drunk before. Its a truely liberating experiance, I tell you what. Except. I cannot stand up. But hotdogs. Lots of hotdogs. With mustard on the grill was VERY ggod today. And Phany came with all her asian friemnds. Happy birthday!
Never been drunk either. From my reasoning, it can turn one into a neurotic broken record, or something.

True story:

"OH.............MY................GOD!!!"
"You don't drink????"
..."YOU don't drink?"
.."you DON't drink?"
"You don't drink????"
..."YOU don't drink?"
.."you DON't drink?"
"You don't drink????"
..."YOU don't drink?"
.."you DON't drink?"
.."never???????"
"never ever EVER????????????????"
"Not one sippy wippy?"

Very good. Any questions?

"Yes, do you drink?"