Man, Agnes was showing me how to break bottles really cool and stuff and I fucking sliced my thumb. Soaked two bandaids through before it stopped. Alcohol-thinned blood is best kept INside, word to the wise.
It was Agnes's b-day. Sorry Burg.
And DeMario showed up! I want to kill that motherfucker!
My sister has the WORST hangover... and I'm chipper as a churchmouse. It's funny!
