RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts have you ever been drunk before?

I've never been drunk before. Its a truely liberating experiance, I tell you what. Except. I cannot stand up. But hotdogs. Lots of hotdogs. With mustard on the grill was VERY ggod today. And Phany came with all her asian friemnds. Happy birthday!

Who's birthday?

I hope it's mine!

Are you sure they were asian? They may have been aliens.

Ha that's so FUCKING funny. No they're totally asian. Asian way, man. I'm running the grill. I think the children next door do not appreciate us though. Because we are on theback porch. Lots of hotdogs. Pack for a dollar sale.

I met a bunch of folks who said they were asians, but they were aliens so I would still be carefull.

Why must everything go so fucking swimmy? You get all happy and open and everythings so cool but it's hard to stand up. We don't have enough chairs, you know?

I need to drink water. I don't want a fucking hangover or nothing. Water water water. But beer tastes better.

A hey hey!

Being sober is easy. It's bein' drunk that takes work!

Being drunk is fun though! Especially when you just puke and barf all over the place, but you don't give a shit and just go to bed and when you wake up with the worlds biggest hangover and you think, "how much did I fuckin drink last night?" then you go into your bathroom and see a mess and you look outside and you see more mess and only one thing can go through your mind: "best. party. ever."

Then woke up to the doorbell. Hi Dad!

Man, Agnes was showing me how to break bottles really cool and stuff and I fucking sliced my thumb. Soaked two bandaids through before it stopped. Alcohol-thinned blood is best kept INside, word to the wise.

It was Agnes's b-day. Sorry Burg.

And DeMario showed up! I want to kill that motherfucker!

My sister has the WORST hangover... and I'm chipper as a churchmouse. It's funny!

People say I have a drinking problem!
I drink,get drunk,throw up,fall down.......no problem!

Every damn day......I love alcohol.....I love the taste of beer, wine, tequila, vodka, rum, scotch and just about anything else that will make me tingle all over.

1. Thou shalt not correct the Uschi. The Uschi is of supreme correctness in all her ways.

Were you drinking American beer?

Um... I don't know.
Warsteiner sounds German.
St. Paulie Girl is imported or something I think.
Shiner Bock.... ?
Milwaulkee's Best is American I'm sure.
Is Olimpia imported?

That's all I had...

Most American beer is terrible.

Warsteiner and St. Paulie Girl are German, Shiner Bock is sort of an American version of a German lager, it's a Texas brew(made in Shiner, Texas).

I have no idea what Olimpia is.

The real question is in what period from '92 till NOW wasn't I drunk...

I was sober the night I was accused of forcing myself on that lying blond girl from Colorado.

Sure, JQ Suuuuuure!

Do I smell powerhungryness?

Yes, she is. But we'll forgive Uschi for just a few simple pics of her boobies, which, as everyone around here knows, is that great mender of broken fences here at Bobo's.

Ewwwww, Uschi ate Asians?

Kobe Tai!

Olympia. I spelled it poorly. I think that may be Canadian. Had two of 'em. They have fun picture games on the caps. Shiner Bock is good though. I had four of those. And went to bed in the middle of my second Warsteiner.

Lessee... I also forgot. The stuff other people brought I didn't have was Coors and Corona. And I didn't have any of the vodka.

I ate asians? What? Um, ok Captain Goofy. They split early though. Phany (pooh-knee) just HAD to go clubbing. Too bad the folks from work didn't show. Funky old people, twenty and twenty four... don't stay up anymore. Tsk.

That was a good party. I hope we didn't bother the nuns.

I ate Asians.

I ate Asians.

I ate the way they talk.

I ate the way they look at cha.

I also ate the mess they left on me rug!

Ya herd me!

Nowhereman. Your avatar looks like Conan O'Brian trying to look evil. Just wanted to say it. Notice every time.