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dude I know you wanna lose the virginity, but technically getting naile din the ass by a gay guy may not count....
You always have to gay it up BSAMS. Just come out already.
Dear boy, I know a gayer when I see one, and you sir, are the most fruity I have seen in a long time.
I am sure you and the disgustingly disrespectful Snarf, will be very happy together.