Fact: There is no such thing as centrifugal force.
Fact: Astronauts float in outerspace because they are in freefall, NOT because there is no gravity, damnit!
Fact: Alcohol kills slowly. Even small bugs. I had to squish it in the end.
Fact: Fishies too. My biology teacher in highschool and we did this experiment and the fishies didn't die so at the end of the year I volunteered to take them home and they died in a week, I tell you what.
Fact: I like riding bikes at one in the morning after drinking a lot.
Fact: but it makes me thirsty.
Fact:Breathing isn't mostly to get oxygen, mostly its to get rid of CO2.
Fact: Mom will be here today for a lunch BBQ and I have to clean the kitchen and I hope we are not out of Aleve and hotsauce.
Fact: Today was so hot and dry my nose got clogged up with crusty boogers but the cool night air really opens your sinuses, you know?
Fact: There's a pizza cupon. But I am too poor to use it. Awwwww poor ashley
Fact: Doggies have hot breath and it is so stinky
