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#101379 2003-07-03 8:55 PM
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*coming soon!*

Meanwhile, be like a turtle and breathe through your butt. [biiiig grin]

#101380 2003-07-03 9:26 PM
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Fun Fact: Not everyone likes Strawnberry Sauce.

#101381 2003-07-03 10:07 PM
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Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

#101382 2003-07-04 3:46 AM
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Fact: There is no such thing as centrifugal force.

Fact: Astronauts float in outerspace because they are in freefall, NOT because there is no gravity, damnit!

Fact: Alcohol kills slowly. Even small bugs. I had to squish it in the end.

Fact: Fishies too. My biology teacher in highschool and we did this experiment and the fishies didn't die so at the end of the year I volunteered to take them home and they died in a week, I tell you what.

Fact: I like riding bikes at one in the morning after drinking a lot.

Fact: but it makes me thirsty.

Fact:Breathing isn't mostly to get oxygen, mostly its to get rid of CO2.

Fact: Mom will be here today for a lunch BBQ and I have to clean the kitchen and I hope we are not out of Aleve and hotsauce.

Fact: Today was so hot and dry my nose got clogged up with crusty boogers but the cool night air really opens your sinuses, you know?

Fact: There's a pizza cupon. But I am too poor to use it. Awwwww poor ashley

Fact: Doggies have hot breath and it is so stinky

#101383 2003-07-04 4:06 AM
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Fact: they think the universe spins. But for something to spin it has to spin relative to something else (like, I'm not spinning relative to the room, but I am relative to the moon. poetry!), 'K? So that means, if the universe spins, there is something out side the universe. That's funny. UNIverse means EVERYTHING. funny there could be more than one EVERYTHING.

#101384 2003-07-04 4:09 AM
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FACT: I break ankles like nobody's business!

WOO!!! [woooOOOOoooo!]

#101385 2003-07-04 4:13 AM
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So change your name to Kurt Ankle!

#101386 2003-07-04 4:50 AM
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Or Hurt Ankle! HA ha ha ha ha! Simple minds...

#101387 2003-07-04 8:39 PM
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Fact: it is 92 degres fereignheit in my house right now.

#101388 2003-07-05 1:17 AM
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Fact: I like The Twilight Zone. Hurrah for cable.

#101389 2003-07-05 1:39 AM
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Yay!

#101390 2003-07-05 3:49 AM
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Fact: There are 26 digits in a million.

Fact: Up is down.

Fact: Rob is not gay.

#101391 2003-07-05 10:39 AM
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Fact:Breathing isn't mostly to get oxygen, mostly its to get rid of CO2.


What an odd statement! Breathing is made up of two acts that of inhaling (Both oxygen carbon dioxide and god knows what else) and exhaling (Mostly carbon dioxide but some oxygen and other stuff). Both functions are nessasary for the act of respiration which is nessasary for the sustaning of life so the above statment that exhaling co2 is the primary function of breathing is erroneous and quite odd. [izzat so?]

#101392 2003-07-05 11:25 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by America's Hero, Kurt Angle:
FACT: I break ankles like nobody's business!

WOO!!! [woooOOOOoooo!]

It's true!

#101393 2003-07-06 3:23 AM
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It's damn true!

#101394 2003-07-05 4:12 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Polar Boy:
Fact:Breathing isn't mostly to get oxygen, mostly its to get rid of CO2.


What an odd statement! Breathing is made up of two acts that of inhaling (Both oxygen carbon dioxide and god knows what else) and exhaling (Mostly carbon dioxide but some oxygen and other stuff). Both functions are nessasary for the act of respiration which is nessasary for the sustaning of life so the above statment that exhaling co2 is the primary function of breathing is erroneous and quite odd. [izzat so?]

Fact: Polar Boy's real name is Polar Bitch! [biiiig grin]

#101395 2003-07-05 7:46 PM
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Fact: People pass out because of excess CO2 way before they would pass out because of lack of oxygen.

#101396 2003-07-05 8:35 PM
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Fact: There are 206 distinct bones in the human body.

#101397 2003-07-05 8:37 PM
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Woah! That's 207. Calm yourself, toots.

#101398 2003-07-05 8:51 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Fact: There are 26 digits in a million.

True. But there are also MORE.

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Fact: Up is down.
True. Up and down are relative to just about everything. They are vague directions.

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Fact: Rob is not gay.
No need to LIE to everyone...

#101399 2003-07-05 8:52 PM
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#101400 2003-07-05 8:54 PM
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Ha ha ha... ♪you didn't get it!♪

#101401 2003-07-05 8:56 PM
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Umm.....

......sure I did!...... [um....  uh huh! ...  ]

....what are we talking about?

#101402 2003-07-05 9:18 PM
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Oh. I guess you're back down to 206 again. Pity.

#101403 2003-07-05 9:22 PM
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....oh.

[DOH!]

I haven't had one of those in like ten minutes.

#101404 2003-07-05 9:33 PM
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Humph. It was funnier when you didn't get it.

#101405 2003-07-05 9:38 PM
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I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunities in the future to perpetuate a joke I don't get.

#101406 2003-07-05 9:41 PM
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[gulp!] [yuh huh] [wink] [biiiig grin] :lol: [AAAHHHH!!!] [mwah hwah haa]

#101407 2003-07-05 9:43 PM
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I don't get it! [gulp!]

#101408 2003-07-05 10:32 PM
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Oh, for crying out loud, get a bloody room, you two!

#101409 2003-07-06 3:17 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Fact: People pass out because of excess CO2 way before they would pass out because of lack of oxygen.

true enough (This is an odd place to be debating this) But your fact wasn't that excess CO2 would kill you before lack of O2 you stated the primary function of repiration was exhaling CO2 and not inhaling O2. All I'm saying if you don't do both of these your fucked so one does not have priority over the other they are both important is all.

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However, stopping breathing is an excellent extreme to take the act of breathing in order to observe the most prominent effect. I don't argue that we must have oxygen. I'm just saying that, apparently, getting rid of CO2 is higher on the ladder of priority. If we didn't get any O2, certainly we would die. However, that would not even be an issue if we didn't FIRST have the means of expelling CO2.

#101411 2003-07-06 2:04 PM
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I need to have a cigarette and figure this baby out.

#101412 2003-07-06 4:10 PM
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That's a really long cigarette break.

#101413 2003-07-06 10:48 PM
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Fact:There are no such thing as facts!

#101414 2003-07-07 9:34 PM
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THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!

#101415 2003-07-07 9:57 PM
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Are you sure,I mean are you REALLY sure?

#101416 2003-07-07 10:41 PM
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If you want me to...

#101417 2003-07-07 10:49 PM
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Raise your hand if you're sure............

#101418 2003-07-07 11:00 PM
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