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This is merely my opinion but I have done these things and I am better for it.



1) Fuck a woman up the butt. Or if you are female have a girl on girl experience where you both reach orgasm by eating each other out.

2) Have a psychedelic experience

3) Slap a man in the face using an open hand......bitch slap if you will.

4) Figure out what Jim Morrison was really trying to say to us.

5) Publicly urinate somewhere big. I urinated on the Providence Rhode Island statehouse steps.

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
This is merely my opinion but I have done these things and I am better for it.



1) Fuck a woman up the butt. Or if you are female have a girl on girl experience where you both reach orgasm by eating each other out.

2) Have a psychedelic experience

3) Slap a man in the face using an open hand......bitch slap if you will.

4) Figure out what Jim Morrison was really trying to say to us.

5) Publicly urinate somewhere big. I urinated on the Providence Rhode Island statehouse steps.



Check, check, check, and check!

I accidentally peed on the Lincoln Memorial once.

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5) Publicly urinate somewhere big.
One time I jumped up onthe hood of a cop car and peed on the front window. I guess I shoulda made sure there wasn't anyone in the car at the time.


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