Hello Rob
Since the instatement of the new moderators, the offensive topics forum has resounded to the sound of closet doors being flung open and choruses of 'I am what I am' and 'I will survive,' as male board members rush to out themselves as gay in their posts.
Fathers such as Dave and overthrown tyrants like Zod have both been clamouring to jump on the big pink bandwagon. Hell, I outed myself and I don't even remember doing it.
I wondered what could possibly be causing this sudden mass outing, which coincided with the results of the elections for topic moderators, and then I realised: By electing six raging queens as moderators, a clear message has been sent. There is no longer any need to hide one's sexuality for fear of ridicule. From here-on, no one who posts on the offensive topics forum will suffer crude insults regarding how many times a day they take it up the arse; No one will have to endure endless speculation over how many inches of pork sword they are able to swallow. No. We're at a point now where we can all admit that we've been going at it like hammer and tongs and it has taken these six Gay Lords (our merry band of moderators) to bring about a situation where everyone feels comfortable about coming out.
The good natured flirting that goes on between the male members of the board and the small band of ball-breaking females, who venture into the offensive topics forum, is just that. Ladies, this sexually charged banter isn't going anywhere. You will have to search elsewhere for husband material. Stick around any longer then necessary and you will be labelled fag hags and no man will ever want to marry you.
I move that from this day on, the offensive topics forum should be renamed 'The Cottage' or perhaps 'The Bathhouse.'
