what is with the teenagers, for chrissake? they are old enough to get pissass jobes and buy their own shit. and they knocked over my pumpkins and then left laughing. so I picked them back up. faggots.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"