Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
That's what Halloween is for. Knocking over shit.


yes, but this was MY shit. And right after I let the fuckers take a handful each.

and he slipped off the stoop, that's how he knocked off the pumpkins.

he was just a stupid teenager with no manners.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"