Oh my dear lord, why do you punish yourself so, young Jaburg?
I mean, I can understand why a plebian like that Sandwich fellow, would peruse the outright stupidity of that board, while searching for a new obese lady to impregnate, but you dear sir, are above such foolishness.
Never do it again, and I will let you kiss my ring.
And no, I do not wear jewellery.
Let's dance!
