so anyway, yeah, I'm a little bit drunk. Anyway there's this waitress at the bar I go to and she's a cutey. I gave he a big tip once and told her its for looking so good, but I only have balls for that shit when I'm drunk. I'd love to ask her out but I think she'd turn me down. She calls me honey a lot, but thats the reason I order so many drinks from her. As long as she calls me honey when she asks if I want another beer I'll keep saying yes. hold on. gotta go take a piss. brb.
