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I think you got a little too close to Orcas Island over there, buddy...

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John F. Kennedy's words "Ich bin ein Berliner" are standard German for "I am a Berliner".An urban legend has it that due to his use of the indefinite article ein, Berliner is translated as jam doughnut, and that the population of Berlin was amused by the supposed mistake. The word Berliner is not commonly used in Berlin to refer to the Berliner Pfannkuchen; they are simply called Pfannkuchen.[32] In other parts of Germany, though, the term "Berliner" actually also is used for the product in question, so there is a grain of truth in the myth.

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Baby don't talk
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Just give me, yeah, your body
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You got red lips snakes in your eyes
Long legs great thighs
You got the cutest ass I've ever seen
Knock me down for a six any time

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Alexander Hamilton's Very Modern 18th Century Sex Scandal

For a sense of perspective on the political sex scandal's place in American history, consider Alexander Hamilton.

Hamilton probably had the first modern sex scandal with a woman named Maria Reynolds. That's because Maria and her husband were using the media to blackmail Hamilton.

Hamilton came across Maria Reynolds in Philadelphia in 1791 when she was 23 and he was 34, and he took pity on her after she said she and her daughter were abandoned by her no-good husband. Later that evening, Hamilton brought Reynolds some money and one thing led to another, and Hamilton found himself cheating on his wife, Elizabeth.

Well wouldn't you know it, Maria and her no-good husband, James, had set up Hamilton. And instead of challenging the known duelist to a duel, which was standard protocol for wronged husbands at the time, James Reynolds saw a much juicier opportunity.

Reynolds threatened to go to the press with with the story of Hamilton's infidelity if he didn't cough up some cash.

The weird part is that Hamilton kept seeing Maria for two years, ultimately paying around $1,000 to her husband in blackmail money. A few years later, Hamilton admitted the affair publicly to prove he was not part of another scandal. At some point along the way, Maria divorced James Reynolds. Her representation? None other than Aaron Burr, the man who killed Hamilton in their famous duel in 1804.

51. "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." - Oscar Wilde

58. "Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

4. "A penny saved is a penny earned." - Benjamin Franklin

1. "Lothar is a prick."- Paul Mandral