I think it's a pretty sweet excerpt from his upcoming noir novel. I mean, that's what it is, right? Because, if it's REALLY his attempt at some sort of journalism, it's fucking gibberish. "Thump! Thump! Thump!" indeed...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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