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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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WE WANT ANDY!


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Heartbeeps was on HBO tonight.

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Why?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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how come I've been to vegas over a dozen times and I've never heard of this guy?

is there really someone that pays to see him?

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
how come I've been to vegas over a dozen times and I've never heard of this guy?

is there really someone that pays to see him?


Um.. Peej...

Tony Clifton:
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Tony Clifton is a fictitious character created and often played by comedian Andy Kaufman in the late 1970s. Kaufman saw Clifton as the antithesis of the sweet, gentle "Foreign Man" character he was best known for (which was later adapted into Latka Gravas, Kaufman's character on Taxi)....Many people misunderstood Kaufman's intent, focusing on the character's foul language and prima donna antics while failing to appreciate the fact that Clifton was meant to be the comic antithesis of the typical lounge singer, a bland, genial entertainer designed to add a touch of class to a hotel and make guests feel welcome.

For a brief time, it was unclear to some that Clifton was not a real person. News programs interviewed Clifton as Kaufman's opening act, but the interviews invariably would turn ugly whenever Kaufman's name came up. Clifton claimed Kaufman was using his name "to go places." The Clifton/Kaufman "relationship" charade may have been a parody of the Don Rickles/Frank Sinatra real life friendship, and Clifton lied numerous times to interviewers about having a close, personal friendship with Sinatra. Actually, in many cases, Andy Kaufman played Clifton. Promoters who thought they had caught on to the joke would hire Clifton because he was cheaper than booking Kaufman. However, Kaufman had the last laugh, enlisting his brother Michael or his showbiz partner Bob Zmuda to play the role, with Kaufman making unannounced appearances onstage during Clifton's act.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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He's also an insurgent alt.


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Are you sure it isn't Dabney Donovan?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Not bitter enough to be dabney donovan.














(Don't ask. I'm not Dabney donovan.)


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You're probably pulling your own prank with you and Pariah sharing the alt.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: PJP
how come I've been to vegas over a dozen times and I've never heard of this guy?

is there really someone that pays to see him?


Um.. Peej...

Tony Clifton:
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Tony Clifton is a fictitious character created and often played by comedian Andy Kaufman in the late 1970s. Kaufman saw Clifton as the antithesis of the sweet, gentle "Foreign Man" character he was best known for (which was later adapted into Latka Gravas, Kaufman's character on Taxi)....Many people misunderstood Kaufman's intent, focusing on the character's foul language and prima donna antics while failing to appreciate the fact that Clifton was meant to be the comic antithesis of the typical lounge singer, a bland, genial entertainer designed to add a touch of class to a hotel and make guests feel welcome.

For a brief time, it was unclear to some that Clifton was not a real person. News programs interviewed Clifton as Kaufman's opening act, but the interviews invariably would turn ugly whenever Kaufman's name came up. Clifton claimed Kaufman was using his name "to go places." The Clifton/Kaufman "relationship" charade may have been a parody of the Don Rickles/Frank Sinatra real life friendship, and Clifton lied numerous times to interviewers about having a close, personal friendship with Sinatra. Actually, in many cases, Andy Kaufman played Clifton. Promoters who thought they had caught on to the joke would hire Clifton because he was cheaper than booking Kaufman. However, Kaufman had the last laugh, enlisting his brother Michael or his showbiz partner Bob Zmuda to play the role, with Kaufman making unannounced appearances onstage during Clifton's act.
oh.

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No. I don't share alts with pariah anymore. He threw a hissy fit when I revealed that I made the whomods daughter alt.


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
You're probably pulling your own dick with you and Pariah sharing the sock.


Fixed it for you.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Snarf, why are you fixating on rex masturbating? That's even sicker than your antisemitism.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: PJP
how come I've been to vegas over a dozen times and I've never heard of this guy?

is there really someone that pays to see him?


Um.. Peej...

Tony Clifton:
 Quote:
Tony Clifton is a fictitious character created and often played by comedian Andy Kaufman in the late 1970s. Kaufman saw Clifton as the antithesis of the sweet, gentle "Foreign Man" character he was best known for (which was later adapted into Latka Gravas, Kaufman's character on Taxi)....Many people misunderstood Kaufman's intent, focusing on the character's foul language and prima donna antics while failing to appreciate the fact that Clifton was meant to be the comic antithesis of the typical lounge singer, a bland, genial entertainer designed to add a touch of class to a hotel and make guests feel welcome.

For a brief time, it was unclear to some that Clifton was not a real person. News programs interviewed Clifton as Kaufman's opening act, but the interviews invariably would turn ugly whenever Kaufman's name came up. Clifton claimed Kaufman was using his name "to go places." The Clifton/Kaufman "relationship" charade may have been a parody of the Don Rickles/Frank Sinatra real life friendship, and Clifton lied numerous times to interviewers about having a close, personal friendship with Sinatra. Actually, in many cases, Andy Kaufman played Clifton. Promoters who thought they had caught on to the joke would hire Clifton because he was cheaper than booking Kaufman. However, Kaufman had the last laugh, enlisting his brother Michael or his showbiz partner Bob Zmuda to play the role, with Kaufman making unannounced appearances onstage during Clifton's act.
oh.


I'm guessing you missed one of the 17 Kaufman documentaries Comedy Central used to run ad nauseum a few years back....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Damn it snarf! Its the fucking holidays. Why do you have to turn up your hatred and obsessions this time of year? Do you hate Christmas as well?


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I never really cared for Kaufman. I didn't even watch the Carrey movie.

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I also rarely watch comedy central.

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
I never really cared for Kaufman. I didn't even watch the Carrey movie.


It's a great movie!

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
I also rarely watch comedy central.


It's a shit channel!

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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
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I also rarely watch comedy central.


It's a shit channel!


Both of you are dead to me.


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Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman were both trying to make a buck off my good name! You can suck a rat's patooey if you think otherwise!

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 Originally Posted By: rex
He's also an insurgent alt.


If rex thinks it's an Insurgent, that automatically disqualifies all of them.

Seriously. It's been mathematically proven that rex is always wrong about his alt guesses.


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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
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I never really cared for Kaufman. I didn't even watch the Carrey movie.


It's a great movie!


I agree. I hate Jim Carrey, but his Andy Kaufman was brilliant. Love for Andy.


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I really respect people like Kaufman, he did gags, or aggravation to amuse himself, if other people got it, it was a bonus, but he want going for the broad audience. There is so much fun involved in people getting mad over stuff that shouldn't even bother them, and Kaufman perfected that. The movie Man On The Moon really shows a lot of that.

PJP you should watch it, I think you'd be surprised and like it.

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It is a really good film. Bob Zmuda, Andy's writing partner, wrote a book that's pretty decent as well that gives a lot of insight into Kaufman's personality. But all you need to know, PJP, is that Andy loved the whores.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
I really respect people like Kaufman, he did gags, or aggravation to amuse himself, if other people got it, it was a bonus, but he want going for the broad audience. There is so much fun involved in people getting mad over stuff that shouldn't even bother them, and Kaufman perfected that. The movie Man On The Moon really shows a lot of that.

PJP you should watch it, I think you'd be surprised and like it.
I will!

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Don't watch that schlock boy! It's a damn sham. Zmuda would get kicked out of the sideshow at the Ass Circus!

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