Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Lord David Bowie
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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Best alt not named Frank Burns ever!

Poor poor Joseph Mother, does he not consider that maybe Silky is real, just like my fair self?
Were it not for my wonderfully taut buttocks, I might sometimes call into question the validity of this very id, but I glance upon them in the mirror, and I am once again reassured that I am indeed gorgeously real.

Now of course, I am sure young Joseph is merely psyching himself up for a night out with Captain Sandwich, but this is no reason to cast such aspersions on others, that they are not real people.


It's a weird situation, going out with Sammitch. I'm the wingman, but he goes after the fat one instead of the hot chick.

He goes after you?


You mean, he uses the double date excuse to get closer to me?





I never considered that...EW!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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