How dare you use that name.
For that, you are banished to Cockland, Ohio!
Awww, feelin" a bit lonely with Kwink being so distant? Did she ferget yer birthday or somepin'?
No she didnt, but you are the evil tooth minge, with no taste, so you are forbidden to use that name until your balls drop.
Last week she was mentioning how she'd been neglecting some e-mail chats to you, so I was curious if she got around to it.
Forbid your own arse! I call you Fred how I likes! You get butt-hurt about it, just go cry in your gas tank and see if a motorcycle can run on Emo Tears.
