all this bail out shit is, literally, making me ill. let them fail. too big to fail? thousands out of work? I don't give a flying FUCK anymore! bring on the depression & reset everything

Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick