I could literally beat off to her pictures all day. I would mortgage my house to get to fuck her for an hour. I would assassinate anybody, I would desecrate any corpse, including JFK and Martin Luther King jr. I just want to suck those titties


Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick