Don't speak to me of numbers. I think I've seen 2 (Khan!), the one with the whales (snore), the one with the invisible Klingon bird of prey (can't have been good because I don't remember much else about it), the one where Kirk and Picard meet (schmaltz) and Kirk dies (spoilers), and the one with the Borg. I hadn't heard of the Borg before and I thought this was actually half-decent.
The old series with Kirk was fun if silly. The series with Picard was very much like contemporary comics - unintelligible unless you watched every show.
The one with the whale (IV) is the only one I enjoyed, mainly cause I thought it was a comedy!
The rest are pure gayness!
