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llance has been possessed by the ghost of beardguy...
IN THE ASS!!!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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llance, quoting people that had nervous breakdowns is not a good way to prove a point.
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I have been gone...seriously...did something actually happen to BeardGuy?
That would be sad since he is worth more than Nowhereman, Uschi Pussy, Rex, and K-nutreturns all put together! The four of you aren't worthy of sucking BeardGuy's left nut though I'm sure you all have tried!
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how can you not like Uschi?
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Beardguy was a retarded pedophile who wanted to control these boards are turn them into the happy fun time everyone gets along unity hope and change boards. He never fit in here. He never will. Its good that we scared him off.
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Poor Llance, once over and twice raped by Beardgay!
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how can you not like Uschi? Llance forgot what it is to be a natureboy. He thinks we are all sposed to play nice!
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Beardguy was definitely a phony, he could go from pretending to be above it all to a venomous prick in a matter of seconds, Uschi is always a venomous prick and should be commended!
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Yeah, her prick will bite ya if ya aint careful!
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Oh and as for the rest of the people on the list: I of course have always been a cunt, and have worn that badge proudly! Rex is Rex, and once again, he never tries to pretend to be nicey nice! Knut.....well he is only on the list cause Llance hates dem negros!
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though not on the list, it is worth mentioning!
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He never fit in here. He never will. Its good that we scared him off. whether you liked beardguy or not, the above is true. i thought he was a nice guy, but he really just didn't fit the personality of the boards, and it was good for both sides that he has taken the permanent vacation. this is a special kinda place. you have to be willing to put up with tons of shit while everyone does what they want in order to have the freedom to do whatever you want, too. uschi gets the game. beardy just didn't. he left once because of that. when he came back, for awhile it seemed like he could hack it, but then had issues again and it was just time to leave. better for both sides involved.
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He wasnt as nice as he made out. He was a control freak who wanted the board to conform to his standards, not the other way round, hence his calls for Uschi to be banned.
The fact he also lied about the death of his boyfriend, pretty much shows he wasnt all he pretended to be.
Is it any wonder that at first, certain people here (who should have known better) defended him and turned on Uschi, but towards the end, even they switched sides.
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Is it any wonder that at first, certain people here (who should have known better) defended him and turned on Uschi, but towards the end, even they switched sides. is that me? i am lost in your intricate web of ana... similes. i was only against uschi deleting / editing posts, which i've always been against. but i never cared what she said to or thought of him otherwise, that's fair game.
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That was nothing to do with you, or even the people who still defend him to this day. Certain people here only saw his true colours after that post Llance kindly reposted for us.
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plus I think he was so gay, Jim Jackson turned straight.
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He did, and changed his name to Ray Adler!
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I have been gone...seriously...did something actually happen to BeardGuy?
That would be sad since he is worth more than Nowhereman, Uschi Pussy, Rex, and K-nutreturns all put together! The four of you aren't worthy of sucking BeardGuy's left nut though I'm sure you all have tried! what the hell did i do?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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he hates black people in general
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Jesus. Llance, what happened? I used to look up to you, emulate you, my eyes glistened over your every post. I'm only using slight hyperbole here. This is a sad sad day. On the other hand, I can post in the "List of posters that were broken, and the posters that broke them" thread. Llance: n Uschi: n+1 
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never thought id see it happen to one of the oldschoolers
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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So Llance, what brings you out of the closet and back to the RKMBs? Oh?
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I think llance is close to a adler-Prometheus moment.
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I must have missed that one.
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he might still be cranky about timberweave.
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Llance, I doubt anyone would get to the point of dissolve, since they have to cross the teeth first! On what world does could that statement possibly make any sense? I got Uschi Pussy so rattled she doesn't even make sense any more! Of course that could be the fumes permeating from her festering twat that's making her so damn incoherent as well! Since your brain is obviously not what it used to be, I'll help an old-timer out. For the sake of the good old days. One day in a boring drama! thread, I posted a random picture:  Not so silly until Kwink (harleykwinn) pops in and says, "Your vagina looks weird." Thus began THE LEGEND! of my Sarlac Snatch. Years later, it is common knowledge. Other hypothesis regarding my genitals and sexual orientation include: - hermaphrodite - lesbian - man - transgender - and my favorite: having a toothed vag, a left nut, and several hundred detachable penii. And EPIC boobies. Serious, they're pretty sweet. I have posted pics. Please, Llance, admit you're being a doofus so we can forget this whole spiel and go back to normal. You're breaking my heart as you break down.
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Llance, please post a link to a picture on your desktop......again!!!
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Alright! Alright! Enough already! I can speak up and say when I'm wrong. Like I originally said I've been gone a long time and was only here every so often before that. My previous associations with Beardguy must have been when he was in his more mellow moods plus he did fight for a kinder, gentler Rob Kamphausen Message Board and while I was far from wanting a sugar-coated board I would like to see a little more thought put into our little bantering we are all so fond of. If you go back to the beginning of this thread all you see is Uschi coming at me with her fangs bared and going for the throat. This to me is beneath all of us. No thought. No imagination. No lobbying the ball from court to court. Sheesh! I swear I was only trying to improve Uschi's communication skills!
K-nut...you were caught in the crossfire!
Rex...you're a big boy and can take it.
Uschi...I've always loved you and I always will! Why don't you head for Chicago this year and I'll show you what true love is!
And this next part is the hardest thing I've ever had to say...Fucking Nowhereman-in what fucking universe is it that you actually make fucking sense????? Oh woe is fucking me...woe is fucking me....
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Alright! Alright! Enough already! I can speak up and say when I'm wrong. Like I originally said I've been gone a long time and was only here every so often before that. My previous associations with Beardguy must have been when he was in his more mellow moods plus he did fight for a kinder, gentler Rob Kamphausen Message Board and while I was far from wanting a sugar-coated board I would like to see a little more thought put into our little bantering we are all so fond of. If you go back to the beginning of this thread all you see is Uschi coming at me with her fangs bared and going for the throat. This to me is beneath all of us. No thought. No imagination. No lobbying the ball from court to court. Sheesh! I swear I was only trying to improve Uschi's communication skills!
K-nut...you were caught in the crossfire!
Rex...you're a big boy and can take it.
Uschi...I've always loved you and I always will! Why don't you head for Chicago this year and I'll show you what true love is!
And this next part is the hardest thing I've ever had to say...Fucking Nowhereman-in what fucking universe is it that you actually make fucking sense????? Oh woe is fucking me...woe is fucking me.... Cool. I came out like a twat because I thought it was funny and I thought you'd laugh. Then I looked and there were a ton of views and no other posts and I was all, "shit, I'm being a cunt." So I tried to play it off. But it's all good. And I *can* have serious, thoughtful conversations. But not often.
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Does this mean you'll meet me in Chicago? I'll even buy you dinner first!
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My heart belongs to Kwink, and my asshole has a little Emo boy living in it.
I'm a bit crowded most days... costs a lot for plane tickets.
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Poor Llance, once over and twice raped by Beardgay!
And this next part is the hardest thing I've ever had to say...Fucking Nowhereman-in what fucking universe is it that you actually make fucking sense????? Oh woe is fucking me...woe is fucking me....
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Knut.....well he is only on the list cause Llance hates dem negros!
And this next part is the hardest thing I've ever had to say...Fucking Nowhereman-in what fucking universe is it that you actually make fucking sense????? Oh woe is fucking me...woe is fucking me....
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