Originally Posted By: Uschi
Llance, I doubt anyone would get to the point of dissolve, since they have to cross the teeth first!


 Originally Posted By: LLance
On what world does could that statement possibly make any sense? I got Uschi Pussy so rattled she doesn't even make sense any more! Of course that could be the fumes permeating from her festering twat that's making her so damn incoherent as well!


Since your brain is obviously not what it used to be, I'll help an old-timer out. For the sake of the good old days.

One day in a boring drama! thread, I posted a random picture:



Not so silly until Kwink (harleykwinn) pops in and says, "Your vagina looks weird."

Thus began THE LEGEND! of my Sarlac Snatch. Years later, it is common knowledge.

Other hypothesis regarding my genitals and sexual orientation include:
- hermaphrodite
- lesbian
- man
- transgender
- and my favorite: having a toothed vag, a left nut, and several hundred detachable penii. And EPIC boobies. Serious, they're pretty sweet. I have posted pics.

Please, Llance, admit you're being a doofus so we can forget this whole spiel and go back to normal. You're breaking my heart as you break down.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"