Llance, I doubt anyone would get to the point of dissolve, since they have to cross the teeth first!
Originally Posted By: LLance
On what world does could that statement possibly make any sense? I got Uschi Pussy so rattled she doesn't even make sense any more! Of course that could be the fumes permeating from her festering twat that's making her so damn incoherent as well!
Since your brain is obviously not what it used to be, I'll help an old-timer out. For the sake of the good old days.
One day in a boring drama! thread, I posted a random picture:
Not so silly until Kwink (harleykwinn) pops in and says, "Your vagina looks weird."
Thus began THE LEGEND! of my Sarlac Snatch. Years later, it is common knowledge.
Other hypothesis regarding my genitals and sexual orientation include: - hermaphrodite - lesbian - man - transgender - and my favorite: having a toothed vag, a left nut, and several hundred detachable penii. And EPIC boobies. Serious, they're pretty sweet. I have posted pics.
Please, Llance, admit you're being a doofus so we can forget this whole spiel and go back to normal. You're breaking my heart as you break down.
I remember that pic vaguely. I think it's what kept me going all these years...Good Gob! I want you more than ever Uschi! Please come to Chicago this year!
Knut.....well he is only on the list cause Llance hates dem negros!
Originally Posted By: LLance
And this next part is the hardest thing I've ever had to say...Fucking Nowhereman-in what fucking universe is it that you actually make fucking sense????? Oh woe is fucking me...woe is fucking me....
<sigh> I do not judge a man by the color of his skin but by the size of his nostrils! The bigger, the better!
Seriosly, I have no idea what color K-nut is and it does not or will it ever matter to me. What does matter is that I concede a point to the cunt known as Nowhereman one time and he immediately throws it in my face. Beware Nowhereman! I've smacked you into the ground before and I won't hesitate to do it again! Now if you want to make nice you can fly to Chicago this summer and I'll allow you to have your way with Rufie...but you have to buy him dinner first!
I would like to see a little more thought put into our little bantering we are all so fond of.
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
Chicago is for pussies and I already have one. It is a tad stinky and could do better washing the dishes, but it's mine.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
