A lot of stupid people here like to name their kids with English names. It sounds stupid when the last name is Latin, but it's even worse when the parents don't even know how to spell the name they've so carefully chosen. I know a kid named Maikol (after Maikol Jackson) and I've heard of another named Por (after Por McCartney). I've also heard about a single mother naming her baby Usnavy (pronounced Oos-nah-vee), because that's what it said in the "name tag" of the foreign sailor who fucked and dumped her.
Lately, the trend has been using Japanese names. I heard this from a med student who has treated babies with names like Inuyasha Lopez or something. I told him that if the generation from the 80's was as promiscuous as today's anime-loving emo kids, we'd have a lot of people named Optimus Perez running around.
