“I can’t help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say,
‘Who’s the dyke in the dress?’” - Karen Ripley
“Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a
secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend.
‘I had a great time with ….THEM.’Great! Now they don’t think you’re queer ~ just a bigslut!” - Judy Carter
“Men often say, ‘Women! Who could ever understand them?’
Don’t ask a lesbian for the answer.
All you’ll get is a sympathetic nod.” - Joanne Brigden
“My mom blames California for being a lesbian.
‘Everything was fine until you moved out there.’
‘That’s right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West
Hollywood.The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business
days to add a significant amount of flannel to my
wardrobe.” - Coley Sohn
“If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to
work‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer’.” - Robin Tyler
“A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination,
the doctor says, ‘Why, it’s immaculate in here! What do you
do to keep yourself so hygenic?’The woman responds, ‘I have a woman in twice a week.’”
“My partner and I joined a support group for monogamous
lesbians - it was great until she met someone there.”
-Margo Gomez
“When my mother found out I was gay she sent me to Juvenile
Hall.That’s smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls
who can’t get out!” - Kat Howard
