I tire of your boorish, Bat-Boreder/Anthanon ways. I'm sure Comicon or Newsarama will accept you with open arms; we here like to have fun, sometimes at the expense of donkey fuckers like you.

But...you're boring. You possess no entertainment value, not unlike any given episode of American Idol. Either revamp your material or risk the inevitable and uneviable task of being banished in absentia.

We hate cancelling shows around here--it's embarrassing for everyone involved. Please improve your ratings immediately.