I tire of your boorish, Bat-Boreder/Anthanon ways. I'm sure Comicon or Newsarama will accept you with open arms; we here like to have fun, sometimes at the expense of donkey fuckers like you.
But...you're boring. You possess no entertainment value, not unlike any given episode of American Idol. Either revamp your material or risk the inevitable and uneviable task of being banished in absentia.
We hate cancelling shows around here--it's embarrassing for everyone involved. Please improve your ratings immediately.
quote:Originally posted by theory9: I tire of your boorish, Bat-Boreder/Anthanon ways. I'm sure Comicon or Newsarama will accept you with open arms; we here like to have fun, sometimes at the expense of donkey fuckers like you.
But...you're boring. You possess no entertainment value, not unlike any given episode of American Idol. Either revamp your material or risk the inevitable and uneviable task of being banished in absentia.
We hate cancelling shows around here--it's embarrassing for everyone involved. Please improve your ratings immediately.
I'll give what you've had to say regarding my entertainment value very serious consideration, 9.
(thinking, thinking, thinking)
Naw, I disagree. I'm not only the nicest person that I know, but I'm also by far the most entertaining one. (I DO live alone, however... )
I'm also "a grown ass man". Doesn't that garner me any points with you?
quote:Originally posted by Nowhereman: No! They might except ya in Germany tho!
Germany?!!? Why do you wound me so, Nowhereman? Haven't I always loved you like a brother? Don't I always remember to send you a Christmas card? Didn't I lose my left nut from shrapnel trying to rescue you from behind enemy lines in 'nam? I never expected such ingratitude from YOU, sir--- maybe from Franta (he's a renegade personality, after all ) but NEVER from you.
The fact that you believe yourself to be entertaining doesn't impress me in the slightest. Even if I allow for the idea that you're a grown ass man, that in and of itself does not alter the fact that you've become less than amusing.
They ARE the only country in the world that houses the complete recorded works of David Hasselhoff. I know I'D be driven to suicide if they commandeered commsat's and forced us to listen to ALL-DAVID H.!! ALL THE TIME!!!
quote:Originally posted by Dave the Wonder Boy: Matt Kennedy is quite high on obnoxiousness and insults, and quite low on content. The sooner he's banished the better.
quote:Originally posted by theory9: I don't want him banished; I wish no IP ban or any such method. I want him simply to leave, to decide for himself that he isn't funny here.
Maybe the Image boards would be different for him.
I've never claimed to be funny, lil' mister. Nope, not me. I'm just a poor lost soul trying to make his way in a cruel and senseless world.
Are YOU a funny gentleman, 9? If so, please do commence with the jollies, gut-busters, and knee-slappers, kind sir: I love a good laugh as much as the next socially backward comicbook nerd.
That's stupid, so stupid... I'm sure you can come up with better Matt..I think?
Nope. I'm fresh out, Piggy, so Church-Boy will just have to do.
Thanks for the encouragement, though. Maybe if you suckle BOTH of my nuts instead of just the one you'll be the creative Muse I need to win the approval of Theory 9 and Nowhereman? :)
Theory 9: Why you bustin' my balls, Amigo? I've ALWAYS given generously to the United Negro College Fund, y'know...
I work to pay my tuition/rent/books/etc. out of pocket. Your donations are of no use to me.
Futhermore, your decision to donate to such an honorable organization does not necessarily make you a person of merit. Considering your venomous, anti-religious attacks against DTWB, I would seriously question your motives in any situation.
Theory 9: Why you bustin' my balls, Amigo? I've ALWAYS given generously to the United Negro College Fund, y'know...
I work to pay my tuition/rent/books/etc. out of pocket. Your donations are of no use to me.
Futhermore, your decision to donate to such an honorable organization does not necessarily make you a person of merit. Considering your venomous, anti-religious attacks against DTWB, I would seriously question your motives in any situation.
Again, please leave.
Me and Wonder-Load's beef goes way back to the old DC messageboard, 9. And my "attacks" aren't "anti-religion"--- they are anti-Davey's-take-on-Religion, as well as just anti-Davey in general. My squabbles with Dave are between him and myself, however. As much as I'm sure that it warms Davey's tender lil' heart that you have chosen to fight his battles for him, he's a big boy who can take up for himself.
As for me leaving, I'll decide for myself whether or not I want to continue posting here, fuck you very much.
If you really want to fuck me, I'll be in Chicago from the 8th of August to the 11th; you're more than welcome to try.
I don't give (or take) two flying fucks what your problem with DTWB is, or where it started: it's shit no matter what animal produced it. Leave your petty little disagreements to some board where people actually care about them; doesn't fly here. For all the shit that's happened to the NB'z, part of what defines and unites these boards is the ability to let things go. I am not, as DTWB can attest, nowhere near one of his biggest supporters nor do I feel the need to defend him. Once again, the core issue resides with your boorish behavior, and the understanding that it isn't appreciated and needs to stop. Despite all of the differences that DTWB and myself have had--and there's been a lot--I am enough of an adult to leave our DCMB disagreements behind.
You, however, are not. Your childish antics grow tiresome, to myself and others. Harmony isn't achieved here through giving in, it's through letting go. Let go, stop acting like a Bat-Boreder and move on. By all means, please contribute.
But leave that tripe you call witty posting on your computer, save it for digitalwebbing or some other site. We're onto you, bored with you, and wish you no harm, other than that your presence is no longer necessary, but extraneous. You are free to come and go as you please, but I believe you'll find your contributions to be perpetually ignored. Something that isn't far from leaving in the first place.
If you wish to continue, please inform me at your earliest convienience. I will be sure to clarify further. Again, your (current) presence is not needed.
Plus whether you know it or not Theo is actually one of the more respectable & respected members of our happy lil clan,so to piss him off is not what you`d class as good form! It takes a lot to piss him off,and guess what,you just made the grade! His advice is sound & genuine & you`d be well advised to take his words to heart!
By the way Mxy,that was a Big Lebowski quote about fucking in the ass!
(I know, I was being rude to him by not playing along. That's me strategy... you start with little things and in a couple of years he'll end up killing himself! I know, I know, I'm more effective when I have my Mod powers...)
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