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Originally posted by theory9:
The word delusion implies that I am the only one who shares my opinion. The overwhelming majority of these responses disproves that notion.

There is no boss here, no jefe, no numero uno...but none of that changes the fact that your behavior is not conducive to these boards. We're a big family that deals with one another based on a simple understanding: mutual respect. Pretty simple rule to follow, and you'll still see plenty of disagreements.

But, if you have a problem with a poster, try constructing your criticism in a positive way; this doesn't mean one should resort to cheap personal attacks. This isn't rocket science.

I'm not the first person to tell you to grow up. Your boss(es) at work have probably already noticed that you hold silly grudges against anyone who cuts in front of you at the watercooler; pulling unwanted pickles from your Big Mac's brings to the surface your lifelong pain and anger towards those who don't take their menial jobs seriously. Let it go.

Read a book.
Jog.
Grab a beer at the local pub.
Swim some laps at the nearest pool.
But for Gobsakes please leave your petty, borderline-stalking bullshit somewhere else--it's worse than watching flies fuck! It isn't entertaining!

At all!
(Not in the least.)
So...please grow up. Take this to be a learning experience, like the one Kid Condom once had, and move on in a calm, positive fashion. You'll be a better person for it.

In short...aw fuck it, you'll never get it.
(plugging fingers into ears) La, la, la--- I can't hear yooooou.


Really, thanks for all the generous advice, 9. You're a messageboard life-saver and saint. Now please fuck off and mind your own business, you goofy cunt. Or don't. Either way I'm sure I have no vital "life lessons" to learn from someone like you.

"Stalking"?!!? You're the one who is stalking, Chief. And hey, I AM very flattered, but don't feel obligated to keep it up on my account--- a little of your charm, wit, and wisdom goes a long way, Bunky.