Power cords need love, just like anyone else. They get entangled as they meet new cords and engage in romantically pursuing them. But power cords are notoriously fickle and are often getting themselves into trouble by trying to court many other cords at one time, or cheating on the cord they promised themselves to for eternity with some hot young biddy of a cord... perhaps that of a new toaster, music device, or electric shaving tool. After a certain length of time, it is likely that the various deeds and misdeeds of your power cords will leave them (and their lives) in a horrible mess.
One can nip this phenomenon in the bud, however. The use of wires or straps can be helpful in binding the cords into one mass community. The closeness of the cords from the start, and the way they have no means of escape, means they are forced into open polygamy/polyandry and are less likely to be forced into a tangled mess.
Pariah wraps them around his breasts during foreplay. If you ever see an electrical cord that is tangled around Pariah's breasts, please be sure to plug it in and drop it into a puddle of water.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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