quote:Originally posted by Sideways: Mister Kennedy, your uncle who hit you with a belt, was he a large man?
Did he stink like beer when he came home from work all tired from playing down at the pool house?
Did he dress you up like a little girl and make you sit on all your other uncle's laps on poker night?
Did they spank your thighs with cold cuts and stick upbrellas up your ass?
It absolutely amazes me how you can speak so clearly with my dick crammed all the way to the back of your throat, Sideways. You're a very talented guy.
