Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 4 5
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Hardee's Western Burger, chef Padma Lakshimi


Who could possibly object to this ?

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
it was better the first time it was posted.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Nokia cel phone commercial




Now these are women who appreciate a good washing machine!





Joined: May 2003
Posts: 43,958
Likes: 6
Officially "too old for this shit"
15000+ posts
Officially "too old for this shit"
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 43,958
Likes: 6
 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy




Who could possibly object to this ?


I can't say I 'object,' but I do call bullshit on her 'story.' She's Indian, and presumably was raised Hindu. No burgers for her.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 34,506
Likes: 64
"Hey this is PCG342's bro..."
15000+ posts
"Hey this is PCG342's bro..."
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 34,506
Likes: 64
I also doubt she got that body from eating greasy 1,000 calorie burgers at Hardee's...

But hey, that's just me being a cynic...


"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

[center][Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com] [/center]

[center][Linked Image from i13.photobucket.com][/center]
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Awww. I'm not looking for realism.

I'm just looking at whether it makes the burger look like something I'd want to buy. Or at least catches my interest.






Here's an old favorite from 2007:

Kia, "Maniac" on the sales floor

Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,685
Likes: 14
brother from another mother
15000+ posts
brother from another mother
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,685
Likes: 14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA
One free lunch with a shirtless Joe Mama to whoever posts that properly.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009


You win the lunch, Lothie-Poo!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 43,958
Likes: 6
Officially "too old for this shit"
15000+ posts
Officially "too old for this shit"
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 43,958
Likes: 6
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?


Lothar, obviously. Duh.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
\:lol\:

I kind of like the Paris Hilton one, for its utter lack of subtlety.

Despite that she's queen of the skanks.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
Betterest ad

Not really a sexy ad, and I forget what it's about now. But there's boobies in it.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Who can complain about full frontal nudity?


montage of sexy beer commercials



Because gorgeous women in bikinis are always drawn to men laying around drunk on beer!
Only in a beer commercial...






Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


That last one was tailor-made for the Kamphausen boards !

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
"best car commercial ever", Mercedes commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
And I hope Beardguy's lurking to appreciate this one:

all new Kia Soul, hamster commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Another classic, the squirrels up to mischief in a Geico commercial:


Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Saw this commercial during Lost a couple weeks ago





Most people that have seen it can't believe they got away with it. I think its hilarious.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
I didn't quite get the "got away with it" element. She shaved and then met another girl to go shopping. was that a hint of lesbianism or something?

In any case, the girl was pretty.




In that same mode, here's a sexy Veet commercial with Alyssa Milano:





Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
More Alyssa:


Alyssa Milano, 2nd Veet commercial







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
I always liked this Verizon commercial, with the fake army of service techs, that fall like dominos when examined by the wary consumer.

Verizon network, "We're working on it"









Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
A commercial that was custom-made for me !

"The Dave Aisle"
http://www.progressivecommercial.com/hub/videos.aspx

others:

Progressive: "Uh... it's a European carry bag" /purse



Progressive: Flo helping businesses

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7kfA/progressive-commercial-auto-featuring-flo

\:lol\:
I love her in the sandwich truck screaming in Korean, then making a face like she has no idea what she just said.







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Sexy girl in skirt in office, on copy machine(Haarscherp copy paper)



Sex on the plane (Don't judge too quickly, Ameriquest Mortgage)


French commercial, guy on plane takes cel phone photos of himself with sleeping beautiful girl (Vodafone commercial)

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Accuserve, copier repair commercial








Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Isenbeck beer ad:

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Dos Equis beer ad:


Starring the Most Interesting Man in the World

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
A & W rootbeer commercial, job interview with Mr. Dumass







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Progressive, Vodoo on cheating ex-boyfriend

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

A couple of funny Wii commercials:


Banned Wii Nintendo commercial



Wii vs Playstation 2 commercial




Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
 Originally Posted By: rex
I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?


Probably. So don't be afraid, watch them as many times as you like.

(See, it's funny because both Wonder Boy and Rex love the cock... \:lol\:)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,884
Likes: 18
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Offline
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,884
Likes: 18
and each other.

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
and each other.


It's \:lol\: cuz it's


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
These "A T & T laptop connect card" series of commercials with Bill Kurtis are very funny.



I love the way he lunges and makes Mayweather flinch at the end !
Great stuff.

I couldn't find them, but the two best are where Kurtis (1) is at the North Pole with a Yeti building an igloo in the background, and (2) Kurtis is in remote Ireland with a leprechaun, rainbow and pot of gold in the background.
Both commercials projecting the idea that A T & T service is available in the remotest and even mythological of places ! \:lol\:

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Some Jessica Alba picks:


Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Chanel Rouge allure (Jessica Alba?)

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Jessica Alba commercial





Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353
Award-Winning Author
10000+ posts
Award-Winning Author
10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353
One of my favorite commercials.



Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Youtube clips of bouncing peni in the womens forum. Youtube clips of attractive women in the media forum.




Doesn't make sense.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Vonage mobile 40 commercial (India lady)










Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,685
Likes: 14
brother from another mother
15000+ posts
brother from another mother
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,685
Likes: 14
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?


Lothar, obviously. Duh.

Strap on six condoms and go to town on her!

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Inglourious Basterd!!!
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?


Lothar, obviously. Duh.

Strap on six condoms and go to town on her!


Clearly you aren't aware of her super herpes.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


My appreciation is enhanced by the accompanying "Slow Ride" song by Foghat.

Foghat Live was one of the first two albums I ever bought, back in 1977.

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
thanks for the update, beardguy.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Carl's Jr definitely makes some consistently fun, sexy, and well-produced ads.

There's also a fun "mafia" commercial that Carl's Jr pulled, because it was considered potentially offensive to Italians.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Here's the Mafia Ad:


Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

A funny Fiber One cereal commercial (guy keeps coming back to mooch free samples) :


One of a series featuring a quirky and possibly psychic spokesman.

Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,425
1000+ posts
1000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,425


Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Miller beer (oversized bowling shoes commercial)

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Hornitos, calling in sick to work

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Keystone beer, "Keith Stone" gets girl out of tree


"Ooo, Keith Stone...you're so smooth."
"Always."

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Could you be anymore white trash?


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Keystone beer, Keith Stone bride commercial







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
"Always let her speak first" beer commercial







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Fiber One: "You care about my fiber"?

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Foundation For a Better Life: "the good stuff"
http://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/94-Good-Stuff

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Subaru father-daughter commercial






Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Pedophile


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
 Originally Posted By: rex
Pedophile


I guess that's how a wack job like you would see it, rex.

The rest of us see a loving father, whose daughter is growing up, and he protectively still sees her as his little girl, presented with a great mix of paternal warmth and humor.
It's an exceptionally well done commercial.

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Yes, you posting youtube clips of underage girls means I'm a wack job.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Hornitos, twin brother ("something different about you...")


Hornitos, reunion with hot teacher



Hornitos, not just any tequila







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Keystone, beautiful girl in store talking on cel phone commercial:

Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
That bitch is so hot I almost want to buy Keystone Light. But it tastes like shit so I won't.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
That bitch is so hot I almost want to buy Keystone Light. But it tastes like shit so I won't.


Yeah, in Youtube comments for one of these commercials, one guy called it PEESTONE.

Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
The Swizzler....
6000+ posts
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,236
Women and boobies aside (how did we wind up there?)

Since when was the host of Top Chef considered to be a "culinary expert." Anybody could to Padma's job, anybody!


Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Ah, but could they do it as... voluptuously?






Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
FedEx Witness Protection commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Allstate: "protect yourself from mayhem... like me" emotionally compromised teenage girl commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
I love the new Dairy Queen series of commercials.
That's rid-DQ-lous !

DQ: "We blow bubbles with Kittens inside them"


DQ: Hiking, rainbows on fire


DQ, Mary Lou Retton

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
You truly are a retard.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Allstate raccoon in attic commercial




Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
Fuck you rex. Just because you're a soulless bastard doesn't mean that's not funny.

Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
rex Offline
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Who will I break next?
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Its a sad rip off of the old spice commercials.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Doog the MIGHTY
10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988
Likes: 43
I haven't seen it so I don't care

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
DQ growing friends commercial




No one needs to grow friends like Rexie does.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Kia "Mr Sandman" commercial





Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
Kia "Mr Sandman" commercial






I hate this commercial. He dreams all these great things, but the car of his dreams is a Kia?

Really?

I guess it kinda makes sense because he also dreams of modern day Motley Crue, instead of in their prime.

Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
I also hate the one where the unwashed European chick puts her dysentery fingers in that guys coffee. I think it's for Fiat.

Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
The Once, and Future Cunt
15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 23,091

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
The Winston Flintstones commercial is fun, and deliciously un-PC.


I love the Kia commercial because of the over-the-top dream elements. Kia has a consistently good run of commercials, regardless of their cars. (See the Flashdance "Maniac" commercial, and the Kia Soul hamster commercials.)

Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 24,593
Likes: 1
Timelord. Drunkard.
15000+ posts
Timelord. Drunkard.
15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 24,593
Likes: 1
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I also hate the one where the unwashed European chick puts her dysentery fingers in that guys coffee. I think it's for Fiat.


The worst one is the J-Lo one where she drives a Fiat in her old neighborhood. Like A) she drives herself, B) she owns a fucking Fiat, and C) she's leaving her plush Malibu mansion to go back to the shithole neighborhood she's from.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Hanes kittens shirt commercial




Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
"Temptations" cat treats commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Ricola, dance commercial








Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Sandals hotel commercial, "Do it all again"



I love the Sandals commercials, beautifully produced.
Like a 30-second vacation every time they're on.











Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

[b]Sandals resort, "My Blue Heaven" commercial









Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Sandals resorts, "Let's do it again" commercial
















Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Tostitos "I was a broken chip..." commercial


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1P6zdgL94E



Doritos seduction commercial




Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Hyundai 2013 "team" commercial









Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Fiat commercial, "The Italians are coming!"








Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Sheba cat food commercial, with Eva Longoria








Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Getting back to the Hardees commercials that started this topic:

BBQ's best pair: Carl's Jr and Hardees commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38





Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,884
Likes: 18
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Offline
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,884
Likes: 18
regardless of the bad photoshop job, I doubt an actual billboard like that would exist without people complaining up the wazoo.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
regardless of the bad photoshop job, I doubt an actual billboard like that would exist without people complaining up the wazoo.


I wondered when someone would notice that.



Still, it's pretty damn funny.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Wheat Thins night-vision goggles/Yeti commercial:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf4sLJi-dIM



Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Ooma phone system commercial:




"Ooo! Ooo ! Oh yeah!"
\:lol\:

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Haynes Baked Beans: Not for astronauts!







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Purina Pro Plan, dreaming dog commercial







Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38



Discover "Fraud/Frog Protection" commercial:



\:lol\:

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


A T & T, ask the supervisor, no catch commercial





The girl in this series of commercials is Milana Vayntrub




Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Poo-Pourri commercial:

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Best Sexy Commercials 2 :


A montage of mostly Carl's Jr ads, some of which I haven't seen before. They remain the masters of humorously over-the-top sexual exploitation in their ads.




Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 2,933
old one eye
2500+ posts
old one eye
2500+ posts
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 2,933

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Exactly.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Progressive insurance, "nightmare" commercial



Love the dummy!
And the dream inside a dream effect.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Essurance commercial, old ladies version of Facebook






Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Essurance commercial, "sending a tweet"






Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 368
300+ posts
300+ posts
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 368


An old one, but still funny.


"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?"
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


I actually never saw that UPS one until you posted it.
Pretty funny.

This is my current favorite:


Geico "Fish story" commercial:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBSPyCPVsE


\:lol\:




Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,884
Likes: 18
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Son of Anarchist
15000+ posts
Offline
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 17,884
Likes: 18

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38




God bless!


Somehow Asian women from the old country project a culturally bred modesty that Asian-American women do not.
This video captures that quality well.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Progressive "Flo hairstyle" commercial


"Dah!"

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38



Progressive - "Class president" young Flo commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Progressive - Flo "Back in time" commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Progressive -Flo "chick flick" commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Progressive - Flo "peer pressure" commercial


\:lol\:



Joined: May 2003
Posts: 43,958
Likes: 6
Officially "too old for this shit"
15000+ posts
Officially "too old for this shit"
15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 43,958
Likes: 6
Really surprised WB would ever endorse any commercial from a company that calls itself "progressive."

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


Doing a search for Progressive on Youtube pulled up a lot of material that makes my blood boil!

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38


This "steady is exciting" ad for Glucerna cracks me up every time I watch it.

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7iQZ/glucerna-bull-riding-song-by-foghat



My appreciation is enhanced by the use of Foghat's "slow ride" in the ad. Foghat is one of my early favorite groups, and Foghat Live was one of the first two albums I ever bought.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Oreo "Wonderfilled" commercial



A great commercial, that has a feel like one of the Christmas specials we all grew up with, but also introspective on the meaning of Christmas.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.
I somehow remembered this ad and pulled it up to see again on Youtube :

Hulu commercial - Alec Baldwin



I loved the concept, of aliens plotting to use Hulu, to incite humans worldwide into binge-watching re-runs, to turn humans' brains into protoplasmic goo, as a precursor to aliens taking over the planet. Clever and funny.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Updating the diasbled link in the opening post:

Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
.

Hardee's Western Burger, chef Padma Lakshimi


Who could possibly object to this ?

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
.

Nokia cel phone commercial




Now these are women who appreciate a good washing machine!

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
.

Here's an old favorite of mine from 2007:

Kia, "Maniac" on the sales floor

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Lothar of The Hill People

One free lunch with a shirtless Joe Mama to whoever posts that properly.

Paris Hilton, Carls Jr hamburger commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.

Freshpet commercial




"You were so right about her..." lol

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
And I hope Beardguy's lurking to appreciate this one:

all new Kia Soul, hamster commercial

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
Another classic,
squirrels up to mischief, in a Geico commercial:

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by rex
Saw this commercial during Lost a couple weeks ago

Schick Quattro trimstyle for women commercial


Most people that have seen it can't believe they got away with it. I think its hilarious.

It took me a second to catch the trimming a bush into a triangle reference.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
.
In that same mode, here's a sexy Veet commercial, with Alyssa Milano:

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
I always liked this Verizon commercial, with the fake army of service techs, that fall like dominos when examined by the wary consumer.

Verizon network, "We're working on it"

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
A commercial that was custom-made for me !

"The Dave Aisle"
http://www.progressivecommercial.com/hub/videos.aspx

others:

Progressive: "Uh... it's a European carry bag"



Progressive: Flo helping businesses
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7kfA/progressive-commercial-auto-featuring-flo

lol
I love her in the sandwich truck screaming in Korean, then making a face like she has no idea what she just said.


And
Progressive, Flo, pricing tool standoff


Progressive commercial, "That's it" save time AND LIVE !

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
.

Sexy girl in skirt in office, on copy machine (Haarscherp copy paper)



Sex on the plane (Don't judge too quickly, Ameriquest Mortgage)


French commercial, guy on plane takes cel phone photos of himself with sleeping beautiful girl (Vodafone commercial)

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
A few new old commercials, from Dairy Queen (from about the hime hey started promoting themselves as DQ, And I loved the playful absurdity of them, with which they'd always conclude, "So good it's ri-DQ-lous."
he ad campaaign didn't last long, I didn't get the impression it was commercially sucessful, but I loved them.


Dairy Queen - Growing", 11-1 2012




Dairy Queen Commercial - Hiking




Dairy Queen -Fencing

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.


Somehow this one was the best of them for me. Quirky and delightfully odd.
"Growing friends" was I think my other favorite.


Dairy Queen Commercial - Guitar That Sounds Like Dolphins

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.


Anoher Dairy Queen commercial. Not from the same ad campaign, but also very funny.
A father-son scenario, with dad trying to incentivize his sports-challenged son to perform better, with a promised trip to Dairy Queen for a treat if he scores, that goes horribly wrong :

Dairy Queen commercial - Hoops

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.

"Robots", Discover card commercial - featuring Jennifer Coolidge


lol

"How would I prove that I'm not?!?"

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.


Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
.

"Robots", Discover card commercial - featuring Jennifer Coolidge



lol

"How would I prove that I'm not?!?"

Updated, with new link.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.

jennifer Coolidge in another Discover commercial....

At the Salon, not living in the past, using her Discover card...


Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.

Some delighfully bizarre Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials :

"Don't look in the fridge..."




"Watch your back"

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.


Mo’s Mulch & Mow - Progressive Insurance Commercial






I love hese commercials. Every business' "monster to do list" becomes a hulking 8-foot monster of post-it notes, and slaps post-it reminders out in a clumsy if not destructive way.



Progressive Insurance Monster To-Do list - Lunch wagon






Parties by Payton - business post it notes monster




I like the third one the best.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.

Vonage Mobile 40 countries




Another one lost in the board crashes, revived.

I love the flirtatious Indian girl playing he field with guys in all the countries her international phone service reaches.
And making fun of herboyfriend's speech, and mom's Indian accent.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.


A T & T laptop connect card, Bill Curtis commercial





That gives you A T & T internet service in even the most remote, and even mythological of places.

In this case, right next to Amelia Earhardt's long-missing and never found lost plane.
They had other commercials where Curtis was showing off internet service with a leprachaun next to a rainbow and a pot of gold, and other lost worlds or mythological places.

And another commercial of Curtis with boxer Floyd Mayweather, where Curtis did a head-fake in Mayweather's direction, and hilariously made Mayweather flinch.
Commercials that hopefully exist and can still be displayed.


A T & T, Bill Curtis, Fountain of Youth - Internet can't hide





A T & T, Internet faster than Floyd Mayweather


Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.


A T & T, adult guy focus grouping kids - "It's not complicated"




I like how the guy is siting in a little kids chair, at a little kids' table, immersing himself in their world, to get their service network speed opinions.

Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
brutally Kamphausened
15000+ posts
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 26,346
Likes: 38
.


A T & T, two things at once - "It's not complicated"





A T & T, It's Not Complicated - Werewolf



lol
The kindergarteners are funny, and so is the adult guy with deadpan seriousness hanging on every word they say.


A T & T "It's not complicated" - children's commercials, bigger is better.




"Oh well... when you say it like that it makes perfect sense."
lol

I also like the ones where i's reversed, and he's sitting at he taable, but he's wih 4 giant former basketball players, and he's kid-size by comparison.

Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 4 5

Link Copied to Clipboard
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 8.0.0