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Originally posted by Dave the Wonder Boy:
If you saw my Phillipine girlfriend, you'd certainly be envious, Matt.

Of course, a girl who looked like Janet Reno would be a step up for you, having your fist being the only possible companion for your tiny little two-inch member.

And believe me, I have no problems with American women either. I just happen to be dating a Phillipine girl this time around.

I'd imagine with your sparkling personality, you have trouble ever getting a date, American or otherwise. I pity the girls who meet you.

I guess stalking's your next best option, since they clearly never would go out with you.

Or porn. But that brings us back to your torrid relationship with your fist. Not that there's a lot to grip onto...
So how much did that little gal of yours set you back, Davey?


(Man, that poor lady really is earning her Green Card, gang--- imagine having to fuck ol' Church-boy for a living! I truly, truly feel for her... )