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Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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Hey, now you get to eat a hot lunch, Sideways--- aren't you happy that the nice lil' doggie did his business for you?
Don't even dream of fucking with me, you silly bitch--- I can easily destroy you with one hand tied behind my back ( my other hand will be on my Johnson strokin' it up nice and hard so I can cram it down that big, stupid mouth of yours, Mr. funny guy).
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Do you offer that to everyone?
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Originally posted by Joey From Friends:
Do you offer that to everyone?
Well, it's just the polite thing to do. Everyone should have an equal chance to have a gobble or three on my ridiculously large, tasty trouser-snake--- if their lil' hearts are absolutely set on it, I mean. (Remember what all the teachers used to say about not sharing? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) )
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Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
I can easily destroy you with one hand tied behind my back
You're not Matt Kennedy...you're Darkseid!
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Hey, now you get to eat a hot lunch, Sideways--- aren't you happy that the nice lil' doggie did his business for you?
Don't even dream of fucking with me, you silly bitch--- I can easily destroy you with one hand tied behind my back ( my other hand will be on my Johnson strokin' it up nice and hard so I can cram it down that big, stupid mouth of yours, Mr. funny guy).
My apologies. I had a better picture in mind, but I left my rubber gloves in my other fanny pack.
Silly bitch? I know you can do better than that.
You're right--- I CAN do better than that. But why waste my good A material on a worthless little fuckwad like you?
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
I can easily destroy you with one hand tied behind my back
You're not Matt Kennedy...you're Darkseid!
:lol: ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Last edited by Sideways; 2005-08-11 6:05 AM.
Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
You're right--- I CAN do better than that. But why waste my good A material on a worthless little fuckwad like you?
I suppose fuckwad will have to do for now.
Glad you approve. Now fuck off, Ass-Clown.
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I'm still laughing at his avator. Dakota's pissed that you are using his pic, Matty...
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Post edited.. I take it all back, at least you're not a cradle robber like rex!
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Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
I'm still laughing at his avator. Dakota's pissed that you are using his pic, Matty...
Well, Dakota shouldn't be pissed--- she should feel honored.
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Originally posted by Sideways:
Ass-clown? Good one, sweat sock eyes!
You are clearly out-classed AND out-gunned, Fuckwit. Better scram before you force me to hurt your tender lil' feelings.
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Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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Does your mother know that you're using her computer to go on naughty adults-only messageboards, Juinor?
Or that you have on her underwear?
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Does your mother know that you're using her computer to go on naughty adults-only messageboards, Juinor?
Or that you have on her underwear?
Actually, that's what I've thought of YOU for some time, Matt.
I envision you as some insignificant pre-pubescent weenie, who has a juvenile fixation on four-letter words.
And probably with a needle-dick two inches long. That would explain your torrid love affair with your fist, stroking equipment no woman would ever touch.
I think Matt's obnoxiousness exhibits some clear psychological dysfunction, that is cathartically played out on these boards.
Therapeutic for him, and an annoyance to the rest of us.
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Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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His uncle was probably his aunt as well!
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave the Wonder Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Does your mother know that you're using her computer to go on naughty adults-only messageboards, Juinor?
Or that you have on her underwear?
Actually, that's what I've thought of YOU for some time, Matt.
I envision you as some insignificant pre-pubescent weenie, who has a juvenile fixation on four-letter words.
And probably with a needle-dick two inches long. That would explain your torrid love affair with your fist, stroking equipment no woman would ever touch.
I think Matt's obnoxiousness exhibits some clear psychological dysfunction, that is cathartically played out on these boards.
Therapeutic for him, and an annoyance to the rest of us.
Careful, Church-boy. You're liable to get hurt playing here with the big sharks--- you can't go cry to daddy Rob K. here like you were so fond of doing over at the old DC messageboard, you little pussy-fart crybaby.
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Originally posted by Sideways:
Mister Kennedy, your uncle who hit you with a belt, was he a large man?
Did he stink like beer when he came home from work all tired from playing down at the pool house?
Did he dress you up like a little girl and make you sit on all your other uncle's laps on poker night?
Did they spank your thighs with cold cuts and stick upbrellas up your ass?
It absolutely amazes me how you can speak so clearly with my dick crammed all the way to the back of your throat, Sideways. You're a very talented guy.
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Eddie Guerrero said
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Originally posted by Sideways:
Don't flatter yourself, horsewhip.
I don't make up the news, Sideways ol' bean--- I just report it.
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s'cool.
Last edited by Sideways; 2005-08-11 6:10 AM.
Eddie Guerrero said
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No really, s'cool.
Last edited by Sideways; 2005-08-11 6:11 AM.
Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave the Wonder Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Does your mother know that you're using her computer to go on naughty adults-only messageboards, Juinor?
Or that you have on her underwear?
Actually, that's what I've thought of YOU for some time, Matt.
I envision you as some insignificant pre-pubescent weenie, who has a juvenile fixation on four-letter words.
And probably with a needle-dick two inches long. That would explain your torrid love affair with your fist, stroking equipment no woman would ever touch.
I think Matt's obnoxiousness exhibits some clear psychological dysfunction, that is cathartically played out on these boards.
Therapeutic for him, and an annoyance to the rest of us.
How's that Mail-Order Bride thing workin' out for ya, Davey? She divorce you yet?
(Davey can't hang with those wacky "modern" women from the US, folks--- they're too feisty and opinionated for him. :) )
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Tell me more.... please.
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Eddie Guerrero said
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
I'm still laughing at his avator. Dakota's pissed that you are using his pic, Matty...
Well, Dakota shouldn't be pissed--- she should feel honored.
Dakota's a BOY! ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
Right, just like you "reported" this:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
You're right--- I CAN do better than that. But why waste my good A material on a worthless little fuckwad like you?
Yet, you've posted how many replies here?
I rest my case. This thread alone proves you are also a hypocrite and, therefore, all you say is 
"Hypocrite"??? What the fuck have you been smoking, Short Bus?
Fly away from these fierce and troubled waters, tender sparrow--- fly, fly.
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Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
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Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
I'm still laughing at his avator. Dakota's pissed that you are using his pic, Matty...
Well, Dakota shouldn't be pissed--- she should feel honored.
Dakota's a BOY!
Well, then HE should be honored... :)
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
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Originally posted by Dave the Wonder Boy:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Does your mother know that you're using her computer to go on naughty adults-only messageboards, Juinor?
Or that you have on her underwear?
Actually, that's what I've thought of YOU for some time, Matt.
I envision you as some insignificant pre-pubescent weenie, who has a juvenile fixation on four-letter words.
And probably with a needle-dick two inches long. That would explain your torrid love affair with your fist, stroking equipment no woman would ever touch.
I think Matt's obnoxiousness exhibits some clear psychological dysfunction, that is cathartically played out on these boards.
Therapeutic for him, and an annoyance to the rest of us.
How's that Mail-Order Bride thing workin' out for ya, Davey? She divorce you yet?
(Davey can't hang with those wacky "modern" women from the US, folks--- they're too feisty and opinionated for him. :) )
I always thought most (but not all) US women were dumb!
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If you saw my Phillipine girlfriend, you'd certainly be envious, Matt.
Of course, a girl who looked like Janet Reno would be a step up for you, having your fist being the only possible companion for your tiny little two-inch member.
And believe me, I have no problems with American women either. I just happen to be dating a Phillipine girl this time around.
I'd imagine with your sparkling personality, you have trouble ever getting a date, American or otherwise. I pity the girls who meet you.
I guess stalking's your next best option, since they clearly never would go out with you.
Or porn. But that brings us back to your torrid relationship with your fist. Not that there's a lot to grip onto...
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Now why did you have to go there, DTWB? Can't you see almost everything Matt types stems from his sense of insecurity regarding his, well, poor membership? :lol: "Oh, look at me! I'm Matt Kennedy! I don't have anything of value to say, so I'm just going to flame all of you and laugh!" I sense a deep kinship on a spiritual level between Matt Kennedy and the Taunting Frenchmen at the castle in Monty Python: - limited vocabulary
- nothing better to do than make fun of people
- a fondness for barnyard animals
- a fondness for barnyard excrement
- exists only as a sad joke
Sad, isn't it?
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I like editing old posts.. it's fun.
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Eddie Guerrero said
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave the Wonder Boy:
If you saw my Phillipine girlfriend, you'd certainly be envious, Matt.
Of course, a girl who looked like Janet Reno would be a step up for you, having your fist being the only possible companion for your tiny little two-inch member.
And believe me, I have no problems with American women either. I just happen to be dating a Phillipine girl this time around.
I'd imagine with your sparkling personality, you have trouble ever getting a date, American or otherwise. I pity the girls who meet you.
I guess stalking's your next best option, since they clearly never would go out with you.
Or porn. But that brings us back to your torrid relationship with your fist. Not that there's a lot to grip onto...
So how much did that little gal of yours set you back, Davey?
(Man, that poor lady really is earning her Green Card, gang--- imagine having to fuck ol' Church-boy for a living! I truly, truly feel for her... )
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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Does your mother know that you're using her computer to go on naughty adults-only messageboards, Juinor?
Or that you have on her underwear?
How's that Mail-Order Bride thing workin' out for ya, Davey? She divorce you yet?
(Davey can't hang with those wacky "modern" women from the US, folks--- they're too feisty and opinionated for him. :) )
I always thought most (but not all) US women were dumb!
You're right, of course. But who needs smart women anyway?
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Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Now why did you have to go there, DTWB? Can't you see almost everything Matt types stems from his sense of insecurity regarding his, well, poor membership? :lol:
"Oh, look at me! I'm Matt Kennedy! I don't have anything of value to say, so I'm just going to flame all of you and laugh!"
I sense a deep kinship on a spiritual level between Matt Kennedy and the Taunting Frenchmen at the castle in Monty Python:
- limited vocabulary
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- a fondness for barnyard animals
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- exists only as a sad joke
Sad, isn't it?
Such a razor-like wit! You truly are a giant of comedy, Dawson.
Too bad I'm laughing AT you instead of with you.
Hey, are you and the Wonder-load now an item? I think you make a very cute couple, but I bet your local Deacons won't approve. Naughty, naughty...
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Alright, now we're getting somewhere, folks!
Mr. Kennedy, let me go get my dictionary so you won't have to go steal one.
hypocrite. noun. A person given to hypocrisy.
hypocrisy. noun. the professing of virtues and beliefs that one does not possess.
As I stated once before, you claimed you weren't going to waste any time on me, and yet you have posted several replies to this thread.
Geez, some people you have to explain EVERYTHING to.
Clean the glowing, green-eyed dogshit outta your ears, Short Bus. I never said that I "wasn't going to waste any time on you"--- I said that I wasn't going to waste any of my good A material on you. And I haven't.
Capeesh? (Maybe you should loosen the straps on your lil' fiberglass crash helmet so you can hear better.)
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So we only have your word for it that you are funny!
I want evidence!
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I think I'll edit this old post, too.
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