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You're right, of course. But who needs smart women anyway? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
Kicks in the jewels. Hard.
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Oh...and Dakota says to kiss it. 
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I know I said I'm ignoring Kennedy, but I got inspired this afternoon. I'm not wasting my time coming up with my own insults, I'll just use some from the master himself. Blackadder...
(you'll notice my minor editing)
Your brain’s so minute, Kennedy, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
You are about as much use to me with a hole in your head, an affliction with which you must be familiar, never having had a brain.
A master with all the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty.
He's got a brain the size of a weasel's wedding tackle.
Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.
Matt Kenndy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund: No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
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Wow, Batwoman, that's some display of Matt Kennedy's genius at work.
It would take the mind of a 12-year-old to dream up insults like that. An angry, alienated, bodily-function obsessed weenie of a 12-year-old, at that.
With a needle-dick to boot.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:) Like I said, I just went with some Blackadder quotes. When it comes to insults, no one's better than Edumnd himself. :)
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Originally posted by Sideways:
So now you're telling me that "silly bitch" is the best you've posted on this thread, including dogshit, puppy, glowing green, etc. You seem to get much of your inspiration from what we all still think of you, which in case some of you are just tuning in is 
What will I be tomorrow in your little tesseract? The grass? The sand? The gnats?
So you're a thief, not a hypocrite. That's soooo much better
Still nipping at my heels, Fido? What's the matter--- mommy and daddy not giving you enough love? That must be the case as you are literally starved for my undivided attention.
You poor, neglected latch-key kids just break my heart, you really do.
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Originally posted by Batwoman:
I know I said I'm ignoring Kennedy, but I got inspired this afternoon. I'm not wasting my time coming up with my own insults, I'll just use some from the master himself. Blackadder...
(you'll notice my minor editing)
Your brain’s so minute, Kennedy, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
You are about as much use to me with a hole in your head, an affliction with which you must be familiar, never having had a brain.
A master with all the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty.
He's got a brain the size of a weasel's wedding tackle.
Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.
Matt Kenndy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund: No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
Golly! You sure got me good, Churchy. Those cutting zingers stung like a mad bastard--- that "Edmund" guy certainly is a clever fellow. Ouchie, ouchie!
How's that 800 piece jigsaw puzzle of "The Last Supper" coming along?
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Originally posted by Sideways:
And that's not all!
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To everyone else: Pick one and tell a friend! Share and share alike, I always say!
![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
No beef, but you watch some weird shit, homes.
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Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
Oh...and Dakota says to kiss it.
Awwwww! Now THAT is one adorable rabbit! So fucking cute!!! ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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Originally posted by Dave the Wonder Boy:
Wow, Batwoman, that's some display of Matt Kennedy's genius at work.
It would take the mind of a 12-year-old to dream up insults like that. An angry, alienated, bodily-function obsessed weenie of a 12-year-old, at that.
With a needle-dick to boot.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, but I simply can't take the credit for those wonderful zingers, Davey. No, the credit--- nay, the HONOR--- belongs to Edmund. Long may Edmund and his dazzling comedy stylings live!!!
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Originally posted by Wednesday:
quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
And that's not all!
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To everyone else: Pick one and tell a friend! Share and share alike, I always say!
No beef, but you watch some weird shit, homes.
Yes. But that's what happens when parents let their kids run wild. 'tis sad...
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Watch? Those are my home movies! (the rest of this post I deleted because I can)
Last edited by Sideways; 2005-08-11 6:19 AM.
Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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Originally posted by Sideways:
Watch? Those are my home movies! I probably shouldn't say what I did to that skull afterwards. (not for the squeamish)
And yes, Matt, I did want attention but not just from you. Again, you flatter yoruself. Or "report" as your little tesseract still wants you to believe. From the looks of it, I'm not the only one who keeps this topic from aging, and not one of us has done it with brief *bump*
Those voices in your head make perfect sense, don't they? Well, to YOU anyway...
Don't worry, Sideways--- daddy still loves you very, very much. Sometimes I have to do other things out in the real world (a scary place, yes--- but I'm sure you'll get the hang of it some day; especially if we can ever find the right medication combo for you), but I'll always try to spend all the "special" time with you that you need, pumpkin.
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Yer only jealous cause the voices are talking to him & not you!
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Feel free to edit your old posts along with me, okay??
Last edited by Sideways; 2005-08-11 6:21 AM.
Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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Look at ol' mister grumpy-pants! Is it nap-time for you already, Sideways? Be a good boy and daddy will tuck you in AND read you a bedtime story. Oy! Such a deal, such a deal...
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I have a ton more post to edit, but I'll take a rain check on that story.
Last edited by Sideways; 2005-08-11 6:24 AM.
Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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Matt???  
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
Matt???
Posting pictures of yourself from your "naughty" collection again, Piggie? Shame, shame--- now what would Jesus think of seeing his divine, porcine creation with a jar of grape jelly crammed up his ass? ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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Originally posted by Sideways:
You might want to hold onto that thought, because you might be able to enjoy it if you ever wake up again.
"Bugger off, Sunshine--- STAY AWAY!!! Don't mess up my rainy day. 'cuz I'm doin' lots of stuff that's better than the sunshine! I'll never change my mind, I'll always hate the sun-SHINE!"
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Come on Matt..you can do better...
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I have yet to see evidence of that!
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Shame, shame--- now what would Jesus think of seeing his divine, porcine creation with a jar of grape jelly crammed up his ass?
Thank Gob you clarified what the picture was so I didn't wait for it to load...
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
Come on Matt..you can do better...
I'm tryin', Coach! Just put me in the game: i've got a shitload of heart-n-hussle!!!
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I have yet to see evidence of that!
Now don't be hatin'...
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Why change the habit of a life time?
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Why change the habit of a life time?
You know, that's very true.
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Bump! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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Originally posted by Orcas Island Police Chief:
Who the Fuck is matt Kenedy?
No shit! These pointy-headed feebs are makin' me feel like a fucking movie star. Thanks for all the love and adoration my lil' dumplings! <smoochie-smoochie>
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Did you just try to touch me?
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Last edited by Sideways; 2005-08-11 6:30 AM.
Eddie Guerrero said
"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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quote:
Originally posted by Orcas Island Police Chief:
Who the Fuck is matt Kenedy?
No shit! These pointy-headed feebs are makin' me feel like a fucking movie star. Thanks for all the love and adoration my lil' dumplings! <smoochie-smoochie> You tell 'em, Pariah Carey!
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