You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi I'm David
You: hi
You: hello Dave
Stranger: DAVID
You: I can't say that, Dave
You: I'm Hal
Stranger: Why don't you take a seat right here then.
Stranger: Here, have some cookies.
You: I do not have the proper functioning mobility for that, Dave.
Stranger:
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238902732318.jpgYour conversational partner has disconnected.