Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: I want to have your children
You: Its gonna be hard pushing that kid through my weiner
Stranger: ... w-... we could try
You: I heard you're pretty good at sucking cock.
You: You could suck the kid out.
Stranger: i have my moments
Stranger: only if i use deodorant as lube
Stranger: by
Stranger: buy
Stranger: bye
You: No, you hang up first
Stranger: NO U
You: I love you
You: See me naked
You: http://www.rkmbs.com
You: This is like a bad staring contest.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.