You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings.
Stranger: hello
You: what is your primary function?
Stranger: doing your mom
You: input = joke
You: result = laughter
Stranger: eeeeeeexactly
You: comraddery established
You: I believe your earth-term is "LOL"
You: ASL?
Stranger: you sound unbelievably familiar
You: Improbable.
Stranger: sorry, i dont speak german
You: I am Xeron.
Stranger: hmm
You: From Omega Six.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: isnt that a vitamin you get from eating fish?
You: I was unaware that I was communicating in this "German" you reference.
You: Another joke has been extended.
Stranger: you should do some research then
You: LOL
Stranger: no
Stranger: no, not at all
You: sorry.
You: I am unfamiliar with Earth coloquialisms.
You: Piece of cake!
Stranger: then why the hell are you on the internetz
Stranger: lemming
You: I am a resercher.
Stranger: researcher*
You: I am making a study of this "Earth."
You: My apologies are extended.
Stranger: yeah, we're pretty legit
Stranger: good
You: I hope my mis-spellings do not make you uncomfortable.
You: it is hard to type.
Stranger: is your name lisa
You: I have appendages that are incapable of functioning on this small device.
Stranger: wow you're fucking retarded
You: I do not know this "lisa" you mention.
You: I do not know this "retarded" you mention.
You: But it is interesting that you find me to have an intimate relationship with retarded.
Stranger: kay fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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