You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
You: LOLEROUS!
Stranger: what's the fuck?
You: OMGUS
You: did u c teh new movie?
You: !!!OMGLOL!!!1!!!!
You: YOU CAN SEE HIS PENIZ!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Oryon.
You: It is in Washington
You: where are you?
Stranger: i'm from moscow
You: lolz ;P
Stranger: russia
You: OMGUS!
You: DO YOU HAVE CHEESE-ITS?
Stranger: no)
You: Like, I knew this guy frum russia!
You: he totally took cheeseits backwith him!
You: LOL!!!111!
You: and blue jeans
You: like, i guess russia is, like, third world or something?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: and they had to like get shit from here@!
You: omg 13
You: LOL I WROTE SHIT!!!!
Stranger: i'm 11
You: omg!
You: my mom like TOTALLY harshed my buzz today
You: she walked in when I was, like, kissing ben>?
You: and she was like OMG!
You: and I was all OMG!
Stranger: )
You: and Ben?
You: he was like sooooooooooo embarassed
You: i culd hav DIED!
Stranger: :-)
You: so like, what do ppl DO in russia?
Stranger: OK! BYE!
You: do you, like, wear fur hats and tuff? LOL!
You: i mean, like OMG!
You: those are little animals you brutes!
You: and ur wearing their SKIN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
| 
