You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: everything you do is a balloon
You: HELLO
You: DO YOU LIKE NINJA TURTLES?
Stranger: wrong answer!
Stranger: (i do btw)
You: I LIKE TMNT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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