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wait, Aquaman's black now? well, couldn't be worse than some shite he's been through. . .

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Grimm, you're hallucinating. DC Comics ended their universe at the end of Infinite Crisis, remember? There are no Supermen, Batmen, Wonder Women, or Aquamen anymore. However, I've heard they gave Geoff Johns some look-alike dolls to place dress-up with, so maybe that's what people are talking about?

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Grimm, you're hallucinating. DC Comics ended their universe at the end of Infinite Crisis, remember? There are no Supermen, Batmen, Wonder Women, or Aquamen anymore. However, I've heard they gave Geoff Johns some look-alike dolls to place dress-up with, so maybe that's what people are talking about?



Infinite Crisis sucked so bad, it felt like Jeph Loeb wrote it.

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Loeb-suck is the ultimate suck!

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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Loeb-suck is the ultimate suck!

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Loeb-suck is the ultimate comic suck! Trek suck is the ultimate ULTIMATE suck!


I concur.


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Now knock off the Trek hatred or I'll give you another eyrollie thingie. Don't test me on this 'cause I'm just crazy enough to do it.

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Joe's just jealous that his boy Simon Pegg has superior taste...

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Pegg's doing it for the paycheck. Anyone who watched Spaced knows that Pegg's heart is with Star Wars. But i understand your ignorance on all this good - you're a Trek fan who didn't like Shaun Of The Dead, after all. Thank God you married the woman you did or you'd be a Yankees fan as well.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Pegg's doing it for the paycheck. Anyone who watched Spaced knows that Pegg's heart is with Star Wars.


Check my sig. That's an actual quote, pal...

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But i understand your ignorance on all this good - you're a Trek fan who didn't like Shaun Of The Dead, after all.


Hot Fuzz = superior comedy

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Thank God you married the woman you did or you'd be a Yankees fan as well.


\:lol\: Fair play, two-points Joseph Mother...

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When did this whole idea that a person can't like both Trek and Star Wars come about? Granted, I'm a bitter old man but back in the day, the Trek fans were the ones who all lined up to see Star Wars when it first opened back in 77.

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
When did this whole idea that a person can't like both Trek and Star Wars come about? Granted, I'm a bitter old man but back in the day, the Trek fans were the ones who all lined up to see Star Wars when it first opened back in 77.


It comes from two places:

1) Two friends goofing on each other

2) The fact that Star Trek is gay drivel, science fiction for the emotionally immature, created by a hack upon whom L. Ron Hubbard shits


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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...created by a hack?

Have you looked at George Lucas' resume?

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
...created by a hack?

Have you looked at George Lucas' resume?


Ah, but the difference is that Hubbard wouldn't shit upon Lucas. Joseph Campbell, however, would. Campbell would drop a big ol' deuce on Lucas.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Heh. True dat. For that matter, Alex Raymond, Kurosawa and Jack Kirby would probably like to take a dump on him too.

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I think most Star Wars fan would also like to return the deucin' he laid on them when he made Parts 1 - 3.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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And let's not forget his non-Star Wars stuff like Howard the Duck and Radioland Murders.

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I scored third base for the first time while Howard The Duck played on the big screen. I'll always have fond memories of that film. Don't remember a thing about it, but I remember it fondly.


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MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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So that is why you become aroused by ducks.


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Have you ever seen a duck walk? The way it shakes its hind quarters at you? Ducks are the whores of the animal kingdom, Mxy.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Ducks are the whores of the animal kingdom...


That explains why Donald and Daisy never wore pants

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What the fuck happened so sig lines?

Is it just me?


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OR AM I ON MY OWN AGAIN


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There you go again on your own.
Going down the only road you've ever known.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I think most Star Wars fan would also like to return the deucin' he laid on them when he made Parts 1 - 3.



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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
What the fuck happened so sig lines?

Is it just me?


IE8?

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LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE!

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 Originally Posted By: Glacier16
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
What the fuck happened so sig lines?

Is it just me?


IE8?


That's not a song line. It's not even a word.


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TO WALK ALONG THE LONELY STREET OF DREAMS!

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What is third base?

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That's when you have to have sex with some woman.


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I thought third base was a bj? first is kissing second is groping and a home run is bangin.

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first=kissing
second=under the shirt touching
third=any genital contact
home run=penetration
grand slam=anal


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 Originally Posted By: rex
first=knitting
second=rubbing it against my chest
third=any genital contact
home run=fabric penetration
grand slam=full sock thrust

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\:lol\:fuck you \:lol\:


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Blackest Night #0 from the upcoming Free Comic Book Day 2009-

Page one, we've seen in previews, Hal talking about Darkness and light.
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/...19093511251.jpg
Page two, standing at Bruce's grave
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page three, the flashback to an argument with Bruce
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Page four, Barry shows up
http://i.livescience.com/images/BNLN_0R-4.jpg
Page five, Barry and Hal talks. Barry hasn't met Tim Drake yet, but he likes him when hearing how hopeful he is.
Page six, Hal and Barry talk about their respective funerals, Hal died a sinner, Barry a saint.
Page eight, clears up the Aquaman confusion, Hal reports that he's dead after being trapped as the Dweller, and calls his appearance in Final Crisis a rumor that was just that, a rumor. Shows Arthur Curry's Grave.
Page 10, Barry says Death isn't the end, they flashback to another League fight with Amazo. Barry says that something obviously pried the gate to death open, and if there's an escape, Bruce is figuring it out.
Page 12, talks about J'onn dying, Hal talks about J'onn being the heart and soul of the league, and says he's dead and so is Bruce. And apparently Barry and Bruce used to talk late into the night about crime research.
Page 14, flashback to Hal and Bruce talking about their parent's deaths, Barry and Hal are all like, these guys (Bruce and J'onn) were our friends. Barry says he won't stop hoping that they'll find their way back like Barry and Hal did.
Page 15, images of Sue Dibny, Ralph Dibny, and Ronnie Raymond's grave, as Black hand seemingly starts to raise the dead. For some reason, a shot of Carter, Kendra, and Ray Palmer is in there.
Page 17, Black hand finishes the black lantern oath*, scar is smiling
page 18, a letter from Geoff Johns.

Omitted pages were ads

The following are the pinups of the various Corps

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*the blackest night
falls from the skies
the darkness grows as all light dies
we crave your hearts and your demise
by my black hand the dead shall rise

Warning, Spoiler:
SPOILERS!

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Funny how the zombie lanterns all stay ripped despite several months or years moldering in a grave. I guess there's a special gym around or something.

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