I don't really give a shit if they say he's been gone since the 80's. Who cares? We know it's true, we know it makes no sense, so fuck it.

What really annoys me is when they say stuff like "This is like when Superman died a couple of years ago, you know, when I was listening to Franz Ferdinand on my iPod!" Oh, give it up! You're not fooling anyone! On whose behalf are you saying that? Is there anyone in the world who expects a constantly shifting chronology to make perfect sense? And for, what, two years before becoming useless again?

I agree with the future thing, though.