Now Wonder Boy's changing up his strategy, thanks to another of my posts. He's going from desperately denying his homosexuality (the "NO I'M NOT! STOP SAYING THAT!!!" defense) to a weak attempt to use false detachment (we all know this conversation bugs the hell outta him) and the "I'm not! YOU are!!!" defense. I win again!

Y'know what you should do, Wonder Boy? Post a thread called "If Wonder Boy was gay, would he find this sexy?" and only post pictures of hot naked women, making comments about how hot you think they are. Or, if that conflicts with your presumably ultra-conservative religious beliefs (which I'm should it does), post it as an alt-id. That would serve to help you pretend you're straight AND you'd have an "ally" to back you up!

I'm a helpful guy!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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