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Former Miss USA Kelli McCarty to star in porn movie
by Plain Dealer- Former Miss USA Kelli McCarty is adding a new title to her resume: Porn queen. McCarty, who won the Miss USA pageant in 1991, stars in the new X-rated, "Faithless," which will be released on home video on Feb. 4 by Vivid Entertainment.
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That's why we only count Mrs America.
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I thought those girls went on to do charity work and that sort of stuff?
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she was doing a community service
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A few more years and she'll reach that awesome Missy Hyatt look. 
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I thought those girls went on to do charity work and that sort of stuff? She gave some freebies.
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Maybe all profits go to the Red Cross.
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Tarnished Tiaras: Beauty Queens Gone Bad    Eh. None of these pics make me want to run out and rent her porn movie. I see better looking women at the mall every day. Even the first pic that shows her this year, with an inset photo as Miss America in 1991, isn't that great. The last one of her in a peace T-shirt, she looks like the Octo-mom girl.  This is the only one where she looks somewhat sexy. A still from the porn flick.
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I don't think she'd be interested in a pat buchanan follower with an obsession with bouncing cocks. You no had chance to begin with.
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After seeing this, I withdraw my above comments. From the still photos, she's not that hot. Watching the video... very hot! Not the prettiest girl, but very sexy.
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 I love the part where she's crying and hitting him while whining about how much she hates him while sucking his dick
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I think the writer stole that from Sikkbones' real life dealings with Halo...
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Stan Le am wrote the porn script.
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No, that would be stan ree.
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Who's Stan Le? a chinese comicbook writer? 
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http://www.redtube.com/694685Just skip the first 3 minutes and go right to the good stuff.
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