I was in the hardware store parking lot. A group of black kids sent me a message on my cell that ended with "You been twittered,bitch!" I guess I'm supposed Twitter them back or something.It's all very confusing...

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!