See, it's not that he got fired from his job that's bad, guys. It's that he got fired from his job for anything other than nailing a sexy co-worker, doggystyle, on a pile of PSP's in the backroom. Snarf, for every setback in one area of your life, you have to find a way to make it a step forward in another.

Getting fired for miscounting a game?

Getting fired for blowing your load in her eyes while she screamed "Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start"?