Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me...
What am I supposed to say? Yes, obviously, I'd like to get me some pussy.
Then GET SOME!
I promise you......promise....there's no secret combination to it. Ask Jeff Glacier. Ask Knut. Ask G-MAN for fucks sake (he IS married)! If the jerks and rednecks of the world can hammer some tail, then you...a seemingly normal-ish, pleasant, smart, relatively good-looking guy....should have no problem. All it takes is nerve and confidence. Just approach a woman you think is hot, strike up a FRIENDLY conversation, kind of feel her out about what she's all about and whether you think she would be interested, and then ask her out. Go on the date...take her to a movie...a bar...a restaurant...whatever (no karaoke unless she's specifically into that!), just make it fun for both you. Make sure she knows you're into her, and remain calm (there's millions of women out there, don't sweat it if you can't poke this one) and confident (confident, not arrogant!). Then, let one thing lead to another, and BAM!!!!! you're doing the pelvic-hop before you know it!
Remember Snarf: Women want to fuck just as bad as men. The only difference is that men have the cultural acceptance of being obvious about it. A woman will generally make you play for it.
Play for it, Snarf. Play for it.
Or pay for it. Whatever floats your boat.
But get out there and get some SEX boy! You only have one life, and one youth. Don't let it pass you by.

P.S. Ask Nowhereman when was the last time HE got laid. With a woman, I mean...
