Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Why hasn't Snarf responded to my thread yet? I feel like he's avoiding me...


What am I supposed to say? Yes, obviously, I'd like to get me some pussy.


well, first off, it's not called "pussy" anymore. it's called "salty sugar pie", so make sure you ask for that. also, girls hate it when you, like, talk to them or listen to them or talk with them. just concentrate on oggling them, and if they get close enough, give'em a quick slap to the face. if they stop and stare at you, you're in. spit on her to seal it.

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