30. how to french kiss
Start with a gentle and soft closed-mouth kiss. The French kiss is an
open-mouth kiss, but do not lunge in with your lips agape like you're
going to eat them; instead, open your lips very slowly. If you were
learning to speak French, you would probably start with the basics,
vocabulary and grammar, before trying to write poetry. Well, the
French kiss is like the poetry of kissing, and before you can be good
at it, you have to master the closed-mouth kiss. Even after you have
added French kissing to your romantic repertoire, it is usually better
to start a kiss with closed lips.