things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.


17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.


16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a
police officer.


11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?


4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained
specialist.


2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.