I want you to be my friend because everyone's making fun of me. Hence, the greetings thread. Do you like karaoke?

- King Snarf

You'll soon leave here and never post again, just like me.

- Sikkbones

This board drove me to suicide. Then I let some thugs take my guns.

- PCG

No, seriously. I'm outta here. This is my last post. You'll follow soon enough.

- Sikkbones

RACK me, I'm out.

-MisterJLA

Okay, the only reason I'm back now is to let you all know that I've posted some new def rhymes over at http://www.fillmyasswitheminem.com. That's it. My final post. I'm gone from here.

- Sikkbones

My cunt will devour you.

- Uschi

I just want everyone to know that I wasn't part of the raid, even though I was. Just wanted to set the record straight, now I'm leaving forever.

- Sikkbones

I want Sikkbones to fuck me like my uncle did.

- Tommy Tantillo

Did someone say my name? No? Okay, I'm outta here, never to post again. Seriously. Honest and for-true.

- Sikkbones

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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